This Land Is Mine One Of The Most Beautiful, Accurate And True Cartoons Ever! A Masterpiece!

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I envisioned This Land Is Mine as the last scene of my potential-possible-maybe- feature film, Seder-Masochism, but it’s the first (and so far only) scene I’ve animated. As the Bible says, “So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”


Who’s Killing Who? A Viewer’s Guide



Because you can’t tell the players without a pogrom!



Early Man






Early Man

This generic “cave man” represents the first human settlers in Israel/Canaan/the Levant. Whoever they were.


Canaanite








Canaanite

What did ancient Canaanites look like? I don’t know, so this is based on ancient Sumerian art.


Ancient Egyptian








Egyptian

Canaan was located between two huge empires. Egypt controlled it sometimes, and…


Assyrian








Assyrian

….Assyria controlled it other times.


Israelite








Israelite

The “Children of Israel” conquered the shit out of the region, according to bloody and violent Old Testament accounts.


Babylonian








Babylonian

Then the Baylonians destroyed their temple and took the Hebrews into exile.


Macedonian/Alexander











Macedonian/Greek

Here comes Alexander the Great, conquering everything!


Greek








Greek/Macedonian

No sooner did Alexander conquer everything, than his generals divided it up and fought with each other.


Ptolmaic








Ptolemaic

Greek descendants of Ptolemy, another of Alexander’s competing generals, ruled Egypt dressed like Egyptian god-kings. (The famous Cleopatra of western mythology and Hollywood was a Ptolemy.)


Seleucid








Seleucid

More Greek-Macedonian legacies of Alexander.





Hebrew Priest


Hebrew Priest

This guy didn’t fight, he just ran the Second Temple re-established by Hebrews in Jerusalem after the Babylonian Exile.


Maccabee






Maccabee

Led by Judah “The Hammer” Maccabee, who fought the Seleucids, saved the Temple, and invented Channukah. Until…





Roman





Roman

….the Romans destroyed the Second Temple and absorbed the region into the Roman Empire…


Byzantine








Byzantine

….which split into Eastern and Western Empires. The eastern part was called the Byzantine Empire. I don’t know if “Romans” ever fought “Byzantines” (Eastern Romans) but this is a cartoon.





Caliph








Arab Caliph

Speaking of cartoon, what did an Arab Caliph look like? This was my best guess.


Crusader








Crusader

After Crusaders went a-killin’ in the name of Jesus Christ, they established Crusader states, most notably the Kingdom of Jerusalem.


Egyptian Mamluk








Mamluk of Egypt

Wikipedia sez, “Over time, mamluks became a powerful military caste in various Muslim societies…In places such as Egypt from the Ayyubid dynasty to the time of Muhammad Ali of Egypt, mamluks were considered to be “true lords”, with social status above freeborn Muslims.[7]” And apparently they controlled Palestine for a while.





Ottoman Turk





Ottoman Turk

Did I mention this is a cartoon? Probably no one went to battle looking like this. But big turbans, rich clothing and jewelry seemed to be in vogue among Ottoman Turkish elites, according to paintings I found on the Internet.


Arab








Arab 

A gross generalization of a generic 19-century “Arab”.





British


British

The British formed alliances with Arabs, then occupied Palestine. This cartoon is an oversimplification, and uses this British caricature as a stand-in for Europeans in general.


Palestinian








Palestinian

The British occupied this guy’s land, only to leave it to a vast influx of….


European Jew/Zionist





European Jew/Zionist

Desperate and traumatized survivors of European pogroms and death camps, Jewish Zionist settlers were ready to fight to the death for a place to call home, but…


Hezbollah








PLO/Hamas/Hezbollah….so were the people that lived there. Various militarized resistance movements arose in response to Israel: The Palestinian Liberation OrganizationHamas, and Hezbollah.


State of Israel













Guerrilla/Freedom Fighter/TerroristState of IsraelBacked by “the West,” especially the US, they got lots of weapons and the only sanctioned nukes in the region.





Guerrilla/Freedom Fighter/TerroristSometimes people fight in military uniforms, sometimes they don’t. Creeping up alongside are illicit nukes possibly from Iran or elsewhere in the region. Who’s Next?


Angel of Death











and finally…


The Angel of Death

The real hero of the Old Testament, and right now too.











Nina Paley

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